I just want to meet a nice guy, become good friends and take it from there. I’m not asking for much am I?
you never really know someone until you play uno with them and the motherfuckin asshole hits you with a draw four
ACCIDENTALLY STEPPING ON YOUR PET IS THE WORST THING EVER
THEY TRUSTED YOU AND YOU STEPPED ON THEM AND THEY CAN’T EVEN UNDERSTAND YOUR APOLOGY BECAUSE THEY DON’T SPEAK ENGLISH
- my entire life: what the fuck is happening